I was in the beer store yesterday and, as usual, three mouthbreathing Dave Matthews heads from Phi Kappa Daterape were at the counter buying a case of Coors Light.
I see this all the time, but I don’t get it. The goal of fraternity drinking is to get wasted. So why do frat boys always buy light beer? Wouldn’t something shitty like Busch, or a couple of 40s, get them even more wasted, more efficiently?
I asked the clerk what she thought. She shrugged. “Maybe they’re watching their figures.” Yeah. They probably rdered a diet pizza to go with the beer.