Monty’s Krown Lounge has Carlsberg Elephant. I haven’t had a bottle of Elephant in about three years, and it’s a good as i remember.
Unfortunately, i forgot how strong it was.
After my third Elephant, the world kind of went…left. I should have taken that as a sign and gone home. Instead, I ordered another Elephant.
As I write, it feels like someone pulled out my eyes, stuffed bleach-soaked cotton balls in the sockets, and shoved them back in. Here’s to moderation.